Jessica
Favorite cereal: Raisin Bran
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Dalton, Georgia. Hick town in the bible belt of all the Super Christians
Hobbies:
Computers
Famous quote:
"Holy shit!! Someone smacked my hair straight!!"
Shoe size: 8
Age: 16
What brought you to this site?
Looking up redneck jokes, sadly...
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
So I could lead them to the destruction of the universe!!!!
Mike Hunt
Favorite cereal: Oreos
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Alabama. What sucks 'bout it? My mom is also my sister!!!
Hobbies:
Shooting ducks, painting dominos and shaving my gramma's back
Famous quote:
"I have a dream....you fucking off!"
Shoe size: 14
Age: 21
What brought you to this site?
Um...Let me think...Its not the pie...must be the jokes.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't know. I'll ask them tomorrow.
Haeli
Favorite cereal: Wheaties
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
West Salem. It's prettty stupid.
Hobbies:
Dance team
Famous quote:
"That that loves is the greatest."
Shoe size: 7
1/2
Age: 16
What brought you to this site?
Google
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I talk a lot.
Louis Casaletto
Favorite cereal: Raisin Bran
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Frontenac, Kansas. I like it.
Hobbies:
Building miners' memorials
Famous quote:
"Don't give up."
Shoe size: 10
1/2
Age: 80
What brought you to this site?
I like your name. My dad had the same name.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I'm fun
Jason Swick
Favorite cereal: Raisin Bran
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Bloomington, MN. The extreme temperatures makes it the hottest and
coldest place to live on earth. We have a 120 degree temp difference between summer and winter.
Hobbies:
Music, computers.
Famous quote:
"We should attack Russia now. They would never expect it." -
George Carlin
Shoe size: 11
Age: 37
What brought you to this site?
Search for Rodney Dangerfield jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To remove the tracking device they implanted 15 years ago.
Greg
Favorite cereal: Kix
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
[No
answer]
Hobbies:
[No
answer]
Famous quote:
"If I had a nickel."
Shoe size: 8
Age: 54
What brought you to this site?
Jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
For my wart
Chrystal Gardner
Favorite cereal: Who doesn't love Captain Crunch?
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Corona, CA. It has a bad rap for smelling like cow shit, but honestly,
that smell is coming from my neighbors ass. There aren't any cows for at least 15
miles.
Hobbies:
Drinking and exercise. When you're a teacher the two go hand in hand.
Famous quote:
"Is it hot in here? Nope, it's just me."
Shoe size: 7-
1/2
Age: 25
What brought you to this site?
I was searching the internet
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I was sittin' at home drunk...alone...again and just wanted to laugh. Not sure if it's the beer or jokes but I had a riot!
Danny McDonogh
Favorite cereal: I like cats
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Dapto, Wollongong, NSW - Australia
Humidity in summer & dickhead westies
Hobbies:
I like to collect cockraoch legs & paste them to flies, then I let
the flies go, freaks people out man.
Famous quote:
"Don't complain about stupid people, because if everyone in the world was
as smart as you then you'd be the dumbest person in the world." - (My own).
Shoe size: 9-1/2
Age: 37
What brought you to this site?
I was bored at workeys
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Becuase I'm a damn good anal probe. I eat alphabet soup every night, so if I am abducted & probed I can send the
aliens a message. Or they may be just probing me to get the spare key to the car who knows.
Hank Stanczyk
Favorite cereal: Cheerios
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Wisconsin. Hot and humid weather.
Hobbies:
Fishing and killing Bambi
Famous quote:
"IThere you go."
Shoe size: 10-1/2
Age: 53
What brought you to this site?
From Rodney's
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Find out where the brandy goes
Ann
Favorite cereal: Raisin Bran, with soy milk...I know it's weird, but so am I.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Los Angeles. Too many cars, too many people, too much money to do things...too many things to complain about!
Hobbies:
Sunsets, reading, strolls on the beach. No, wait, I am not a Playboy
Bunny. I enjoy anything funny
Famous quote:
"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." - W.C. Fields
Shoe size: 9
Age: 29
What brought you to this site?
I was looking for funny red-neck jokes, and boy do you have them!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I would tell the alien lots of people to pull pranks on!
Andrea Underwood
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Duncanville, Texas. People here think they are rich.
What brought you to this site?
I saw my brother Dimitrius Underwood's name on here. Well, his kids and niece and nephew saw it .
Kaleb
Favorite cereal: Frosted Flakes
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Seattle. The rain sucks a lot.
Hobbies:
Video games, rollerblades, soccer, track
Famous quote:
"If you aren't with us, you're with the terrorists." - Bush
then, "If you're not with me, you're against me." - Anakin in the
Revenge of the
Sith
Shoe size: 11
Age: 14
What brought you to this site?
Looking for jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I am cool
Heather
Favorite cereal: Fruity Pebbles
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Toledo. Not enough snow.
Hobbies:
Researching gyms but not ever actually joining one
Famous quote:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Shoe size:
9
Age: 34
What brought you to this site?
No arms no legs jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
So the Federal Student Loan people couldn't find me.
Bill
Favorite cereal: Raisin Bran. Need the bran...
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Cottonville, 'bout 3 miles from Aquadale, 10 miles to Plyler and 12 from Frog
Pond. 'Bout 8 miles to Finger. Need I say more?
Hobbies:
Collecting vintage Barbie dolls and switching their heads with GI Joe dolls
Famous quote:
"What color does a smurf turn when he is choking?"
Shoe size:
9 1/2
Age: 45
What brought you to this site?
Fate
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Celestial exploration - to look into the Clingons that surround Uranus
Truscia
Favorite cereal: Captain Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
I live in Montgomery
Hobbies:
Sing, dance, cook, clean, play pianio, babysit, work and school
Famous quote:
None
Shoe size:
5
Age: [No
answer]
What brought you to this site?
I was searching the internet
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't know what that means
Bambi-Jo
Favorite cereal:
Not really a cereal person
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
In PA. I hate it because it is so cold. I want to go back to Key
West, FL.
Hobbies:
Art, singing, having fun with my family
Famous quote:
"Do unto others as you would like them to do unto you."
Shoe size:
8
Age: 28
What brought you to this site?
Looking for good jokes for my MySpace page to share with friends
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't think they would.....lol
Rich
Favorite cereal: Quisp - don't know if they still make it.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Live: Carlsbad
Sucks: $$$ Expensive $$$ If you don't have the 'Doe Rey Me' it isn't the best
place.
Hobbies:
Dog, car, sleep, you know, the usual.
Famous quote:
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx
Shoe size: 10-1/2
Age: 43
What brought you to this site?
Looking for "What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…" answers.
Hey, I thought of a new one I would like you to add to the ever-growing list. "What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…and is covered with
glue/paste?"
Answer: Elmer (hee hee hee)
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Morbid curiosity?
Marrah
Favorite cereal: Hrrrmmm (it changes often).
Right now it's Captian Crunch.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Alabama. The fact that it's Alabama.
Hobbies:
Eating the flesh of children (kidding).
Famous quote:
"More Ovaltine, please."
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 17
What brought you to this site?
Boredom
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I've been waiting 17 years for them to take me back.
Super Safety Man
Favorite cereal:
Super Safety Man's Cereal Crunch (I think they're fully sick!)
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Super Safety Ville [named after meeee].
Hobbies: Looking in the mirror.
Famous quote:
"Mummm!!! There's ants in my leotard."
Shoe size: 14
Age: I must keep my identity secret.
What brought you to this site?
My friend's great great grandma (she has a crush on the website owner.)
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because they find my manly perfume smexxi/shmexi/sexy!
Elmo
Favorite cereal: Elmo Likes Jiggly Joe's Jolly Jam Cereal (made from real Joe!)
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Elmo lives in Sesame Street. Elmo is sorry for spelling, Elmo just won't be fu**ed today. Anyway Elmo loves Sesame Street except for the mother fu**ing nice
people. Elmo thinks there's not enough adventure.
Hobbies: Elmo like killing kids who eat pig guts :D
Famous quote:
"Elmo's been a bad little monster."
Shoe size: 3
Age: 3
What brought you to this site?
Elmo was searching for jokes [and porn, don't tell Big Bird Elmo said that] and Elmo thinks this is a very funny website =)
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because Elmo so cute and fuzzy and Elmo also have cute burp (cuter than Rove's!). :)
Rosalina
Favorite cereal:
Cocoa Puffs
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
I live Fort Worth, Texas.
I sucks cause there ain't that much places to go hang out at.
Hobbies: Smoke, drink, and party
Famous quote:
"Suck a dick and die."
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 18
What brought you to this site?
I was just browsing through the internet
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't think they would want to
Joe Mama
Favorite cereal:
Fruit Loops
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Texas. It's either too hot or too cold.
Hobbies: Pro paintball
#12 Dallas Dynasty.
Famous quote:
"Don't get high on your own supply."
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 16
What brought you to this site?
Google
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
'Cause of my..............
Ann
Favorite cereal:
Used to be Super Sugar Crisp; as I got older it has become anything with fiber.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Chicago, IL; Nothing! Chicago's a great city with a great mixture of personalities.
Hobbies: Watching Friends.
Laughing.
Famous quote:
"We were on a BREAK!"
Shoe size: 8
Age: 51
What brought you to this site?
Looking for Mark Casaletto
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
'Cause I'm very, very funny!
Samantha
Favorite cereal:
Cocoa Puffs
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
South Wales Cwmbran
People begging u for money
Hobbies: Watching
'My Parents Are Aliens'.
Famous quote:
"Danielle McCormack"
Shoe size: 5 1/2
Age: 13
What brought you to this site?
He is really cool.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Make friends to see what it like.
John
Casaletto
Favorite cereal: Cinammon
Toast Crunk
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
I live in Chicago. 10% tax on prepared food. It cost $1.75 for a one way trip on the "L". They pick up trash twice a week, which means I don't have as many rat friends.
Hobbies: Googling myself repeatedly...that is not a double entendre.
Famous quote:
"The silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain thilled me, filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before..."
Shoe size: 13
Age: 33
What brought you to this site?
I googled me and was linked via John Casaletto of Malta.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I smell minty.
Nursery
Guy from TyTy
Favorite cereal: Capt.
Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
I’m from the entertainment capital of the world -- TyTy Georgia.
Hobbies: Standup comic
Famous quote:
"TyTy- where the men are men and the sheep are scared! Right
now my neighbor’s wife is mowing her grass with her teeth, she said her
snapper was broke!"
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 32
What brought you to this site?
Acid
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I know the secret of life (It’s really about the hokey
pokey).
Rory
Favorite cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
I live in Ohio. Everything sucks about Ohio because there is nothing to do
here. It's boring as fuck and there are no jobs and people are jackasses here.
Hobbies: Video games. Mortal Kombat kicks ass.
Famous quote:
"I haven't failed, I have just found 1,000 ways it doesn't work."
Shoe size: 8
Age: 13
What brought you to this site?
I was looking for Cinnamon Toast Crunch backgrounds.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't know. Why would an alien abuct me? I mean come on, what kind of stupid question is
this? You tell me. Meh... I suppose these things happen. I mean, all of a sudden they come out of the sky and just like... grab you!
Sandy
Favorite cereal: Frosted
Mini-Wheats (the bite sized ones) because you can eat it with or without milk
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Florida. When it gets around like 65 degrees, ya that's like pretty cold, but we can go swimming year round like during hurricanes and
Christmas and not get hypothermia.
Hobbies: Wakeboarding, boating, sports, drumming
Famous quote:
"Heads up!!" "Hey, what is that??" "Eeeewww"
"Thank you very little" "Duuude let's like put a strobe light on a fan without lights and make the fan
go crazy"
Shoe size: 9-1/2
Age: 16
What brought you to this site?
It was connected to Jack Handy's deep thoughts.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because of the fact that I am the coolest person on the planet.
Capi
Favorite cereal: Captain
Crunch with bananas and raisins in it
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Who cares? As far as I know everything sucks.
Hobbies: Killing birds,
eating, sleeping, bathing, and exploding people
Famous quote:
"Oh crap!"
Shoe size: 9-1/2
Age: 13
What brought you to this site?
Bush jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Cause of the looks and a brutal mind
Shannon
Favorite cereal: Froot
Loops
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
BC Canada. This town is too small, nowhere to go.
Hobbies: Sun tanning at the beach lol and hanging with friends and partying.
Famous quote:
"Back the f*** up before you get knocked the f*** up."
Shoe size: 5
Age: 15
What brought you to this site?
I don't know. I just felt like looking at jokes.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Cause everyone luvs me so it figures it should too
Nicky
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Everything, and who the heck cares where I live?
Hobbies: Killing birds
Shoe size: 12-1/2
Age: 25
What brought you to this site?
Jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because of my looks
Morgan
Favorite cereal: Froot
Loops
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Ladysmith. It has no water slides nor any parks.
Hobbies: Soccer and football
Famous quote:
"acdc"
Shoe size: 4-1/2
Age: 10
What brought you to this site?
Because I think he is a kool guy.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Cause I am hot
Isahiana
Duran
Favorite cereal: corn flakes
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Rhode Island because it's Rhode Island and it's boring and cold.
Hobbies: Basketball,expensive cars,and racing
Famous quote:
"Haven't found it."
Shoe size: 9-1/2
Age: 13
What brought you to this site?
A friend
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Cause I'm dangerous and beautiful
Simon
Favorite cereal: none
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
In Sandy, Bedfordshire, England.
It sucks so bad, I'm moving to Thailand!
Hobbies: Darts
Famous quote:
"If you never try, you can never fail."
Shoe size: 9
Age: 29
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
My looks
K.L. McQuay
Favorite cereal: none
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Wisconsin -- 9 months winter
Hobbies: Who cares
Famous quote:
"Ahh shit!"
Shoe size: 8
Age: 48
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
How do you stay so skinny ?
Mansi
Favorite cereal: Froot Loops
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
In India. Loads of things sux. If I start tellin u I'll
never finish
Hobbies: Acting, singing,
and extreme sports
Famous quote:
"I'm the best!"
Shoe size: 5
Age: 19
What brought you to this site?
Just needed some baby pics to put on my wallpaper
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Only if he wants to save the earth from a total brat!
Ed
Favorite cereal: Peanut Butter
Cap'n Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
St Louis, MO. I really love it.
Hobbies: Stand up comedy
Rodney Impersonator
Famous quote:
"Call me sometime when you have no class."
Shoe size: 12
Age: 37
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
If they loved Rodney Dangerfield
Sharon
Worley
Favorite cereal: Frosted Flakes
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Sale Creek Tennessee
Hobbies: Love animals
Famous quote:
"Hell if I know."
Shoe size: 8
Age: Jail bait
What brought you to this site?
Need some laughs
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't know
Dan and
Syd
Favorite cereal: Kix
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
MI. You can have all 4 seasons in one day.
Hobbies: Hang out with each other
Famous quote:
"2 things to be good at are 1 getting a hot guy and 2 getting the right guy."
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 14
What brought you to this site?
Just looking 4 jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because she is hot
Pilar Moa
Favorite cereal: Never wake up on time for
it
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Chicago, Mayor Daley
Hobbies: Mostly sex
Famous quote:
"I am so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
Shoe size: 11 1/2
Age: 25
What brought you to this site?
Looking up info on Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To take me back to Mexico
Dylan
Tyler
Favorite cereal: Cinnamon Toast
Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Hollywood, CA. Nothing.
Hobbies: Paparazzi photographer
Famous quote:
"You can be a king or a street sweeper. But everybody dances with the
Grim Reaper."
Shoe size:
10 1/2
Age: 25
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Wouldn't
Jim
Favorite cereal: Hops
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Wherever I am. I'm lost.
Hobbies: Breathing
Famous quote:
"I'm never felt more like myself than I do right now."
Shoe size: 11
Age: I forget
What brought you to this site?
Instructions beamed down from the mother ship.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I'm here.
George R.
Flinn
Favorite cereal:
Cheerios w/raisins, sliced almonds, cinnamon,and banana
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
In Stewartstown, PA. Absolutely nothing, If you ask me...and you did.
Hobbies: Golf
Famous quote:
"It seemed like the thing to do at the time"
Shoe size: 12
Age: 58
What brought you to this site?
Dangerfield jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To study the results of mutation of a long strange line of DNA.
Stephanie
Favorite cereal: Cap'n Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Maryland, TRAFFIC!! No doubt. Was on the beltway two days ago, fuckers made me pass my exit
because nobody would let me over......grr I was mad!!
Hobbies: Horseback riding, teach cheerleading for young girls in a local football league. Watching football too of course
:)
Famous quote:
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."
Shoe size: 7
Age: 24
What brought you to this site?
I was looking for no arms and legs jokes and here I am
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Cause I've seen them around, they know it too, afraid I'll tell the world that I know that they are out there. Do you believe? Also, I think it's cause I'm dead sexy.
Al
Favorite cereal: Quaker something or other
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Dallas. Too many Republicans.
Hobbies: [no answer]
Famous quote:
"You'll never take me alive, copper!"
Shoe size: 12
Age: 61
What brought you to this site?
A friend referred me to the Rodney tribute
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
[no answer]
Gerrod
Favorite cereal: Christ Chex (from Dane Cook of Comedy Central)
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
TN. Everyone thinks we're hillbillies, and from the school I go to I see why. I guess I'm just different and was born in the wrong place. (oh well screw it).
Hobbies: Video games (cause I'm a loser like that)
Famous quote:
Just a proverb to live by:
"People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?"
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 16
What brought you to this site?
A friend showed me and it looked kool
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because they would want to probe me a lot. Why? I don't know, my luck just sucks like that.
Justin
Cissom
Favorite cereal: Probably Trix
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Cleveland TN. Nobody and I mean nobody can freakin drive arond here, at least none
I have seen.
Hobbies: I listen to lots of music and watch movies, mainly ones directed/written by
Quentin Tarantino.
Famous quote:
"Life sucks then you die"
Shoe size: 13
Age: 15
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because it would want to see if I am really stupid as hell or am I just crazy.
Then they would see I am both and they would drop me off real fast because they would fear for
their lives.
Michael
Gulino
Favorite cereal: [no answer]
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Denver NC is a nice place, but the pizza sucks.
Hobbies: Race cars
Famous quote:
[no answer]
Shoe size: 12
Age: 43
What brought you to this site?
You have a nice house. Good luck, I just knew it was in NC. I just moved just north of you on
Lake Norman on the west side of the lake in the town of Denver.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
[no answer]
Buzz
McKeever
Favorite cereal: Scotch and Wheaties
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Syracuse, NY. I wish Rodney were alive today to answer that! The way I sum it up is, the only reason people come here is because they must have lost a bet with somebody!!
Hobbies: I could use a hobby, it seems all I ever do is work. Divorces do that to a guy.
Famous quote:
"Don't let 'em shit on you. Open your mouth."
"If you don't have a dream, your life will always be about your
problems."
Shoe size: 10
Age: 62
What brought you to this site?
In search of Rodney's jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because he lost a bet with somebody.
Alesha
Favorite cereal: [no answer]
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Buffalo. Some people are racist.
Hobbies: Hanging out with
friends, going to the mall.
Famous quote:
"Running around like a chicken with no legs"
Shoe size: 7
Age: 16
What brought you to this site?
To see all the babies.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't know.
Lorraine
Favorite cereal: Shredded Wheat with
Bran (gotta keep regular, if you know what I mean!)
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Toronto, Ontario
What sucks about it: The Toronto Maple Leafs, but since they're on strike.....
Hobbies: Reading, surfing, stamp
collecting, travelling, cybersex (haha), donating my time and money to my fellow man to make this world a better place....
Famous quote:
"I've had enough!!" (Usually said 5 mins after I arrive at work and sit at my
desk.)
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 39
What brought you to this site?
The jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I'm special.
Bernie
Favorite cereal: Irish Oatmeal
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
New Jersey. It's New Jersey.
Hobbies: Bowling
Famous quote:
"I'll be back! Unless they lock the cell."
Shoe size: 13
Age: 58
What brought you to this site?
I can't get enough Rodney Dangerfield jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
So many people thought I was a space cadet as a teen, the alien would think he was bringing me home.
Dale
Favorite cereal: Cream of Wheat
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Moorhead Minnesota. It gets so cold that in the winter your words freeze outside and you have to take them in to thaw out to hear what you said
Hobbies: Wood carving and applying band-aids
Famous quote:
"I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building. I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turned to the other and said,
'See, that's how it's done.' "
Shoe size: 13
Age: 50
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield jokes. I loved him, he was so funny.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I do a good job on lawn care
Gary
Favorite cereal: Cocoa Rice Crispies
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Jackson, GA. The county is "Butts"- no kidding.
Hobbies: Golf and gardening.
Gardening because that is where most of my golfballs go...in some else's garden!!
Famous quote:
"Running around like a chicken with no legs"
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 53
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I live in "Butt's County" Ga...
Jimmy
Favorite cereal: Cocoa Pebbles
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Staten Island, New York. Nothing sucks, NEW YORK ROCKS!!!
Hobbies: Baseball, music, comedy
Famous quote:
"If you get hurt and miss work, it don't hurt to miss work!"
Shoe size: 11
Age: 39
What brought you to this site?
Just plain luck, I guess!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To check out the size of my genitalia!!!
Debbie
Favorite cereal: Captain Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Mass.......my ex's live here too......LMAO
Hobbies: Making my current ex's life miserable...lol
Famous quote:
"It's not over until I'm done with you."
Shoe size: 8
Age: 43
What brought you to this site?
Friend sent me the Rodney jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because my ex paid them to do it
Joe
Favorite cereal: Used to be Quisp, but since it's gone now, I'd have to say it's a toss
up between Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries and Honeycombs.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
PA and everything ... lol
Hobbies: Bowling, listening to good comedy, and seeing my girl whenever I can.
Famous quote:
"Trust me ... hehehehehe."
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Age: 42
What brought you to this site?
I did a search for Rodney Dangerfield sites. Yours was the first I came to. I liked what I saw.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Maybe cause they want another moon to orbit their planet ???!!!
Bhavesh
Favorite cereal: What's cereal? We have wild buck for breakfast.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
South Africa. Hunting for our prey.
Hobbies: Hunting, making fire with 2 sticks and cave painting
Famous quote:
"Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught."
Shoe size: 8
Age: 23
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
So I can teach them how to speak our official language, "Gorilla".
Jen
Favorite cereal: Lucky Charms or
Count Chocula
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Michigan. No people who listen to good
music.
Hobbies: Bass, drums, music, the
Beatles, reading, tv, video games, walking Rico, talking with Joy
Famous quote:
"Make LOVE not WAR."
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 13
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield's death
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because hes a beatles fan
Kato
Favorite cereal: Red River
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Richmond B.C. Canada. The taxes.
Hobbies: Cars, fishing ,camping
Famous quote:
"Velly, velly interesting!"
Shoe size: 9
Age: 47
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To retrieve the microchip planted in my eye 35 years ago!
Frank
Bordelon
Favorite cereal: I like Cocoa Pebbles, my wife likes to do Trix!
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Smithtown. Too many ugly people, so they want me to leave!
Hobbies: Collectibles, cooking, gardening.
Famous quote:
"Send in Lou Cabrasea!"
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Age: 46
What brought you to this site?
MSN's search engine
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I wouldn't let him have my X-File DVD sets!
Mike
Favorite cereal: Grape Nuts
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Long Island, New York. The taxes are so high the schools are leaving.
Hobbies: Car racing
Famous quote:
"Summertime and the living is easy."
Shoe size: 12 1/2
Age: 44
What brought you to this site?
A link
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
[no answer]
Cool
Cliftop
Favorite cereal: Ritz Crackers and milk
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Sacramento. Too close to San Francisco.
Hobbies: Buying stuff and looking at free porn on the net
Famous quote:
"Life is good!"
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Age: 50
What brought you to this site?
The enter button
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To better their evolution process
Denise
Favorite cereal: Cinnamon Toast
Crunch. Try them, u might like.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Middletown, CT, and what sucks is that there's nowhere to shop!!
Hobbies: Working out,surfing the
net, shopping
Famous quote:
"Life is good!"
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Age: 35
What brought you to this site?
I'm not quite sure!! Dangerfield, maybe.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
For my sense of humor ha! ha!
Ron Garcia
Favorite cereal: Rice Chex
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Cathedral City, CA. The heat!
Hobbies: Boxing
Famous quote:
"Only in America."
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 54
What brought you to this site?
Rodney
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
So I could train them in boxing and get them ready for the next Olympics
Don
Favorite cereal: Corn fakes
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
La Ronge. Nothing, it's beautful.
Hobbies: Walking
Famous quote:
"Live life and learn."
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Age: 33
What brought you to this site?
Just looking around
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I hope it never happens.
Richard J.
Long
Favorite cereal: None
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Baltimore. It has all the personality of a paper cup. It's nothing but an
overblown truck stop between NYC and DC.
Hobbies: Blues music
Famous quote:
"You cheat a honest man, or wizen up a chump." -- WC Fields
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 54
What brought you to this site?
When Rodney died, a radio talk show host put a link to your website, on his
website. Ergo, I have arrived.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Only if he transports me to the planet of the wayward women.
Linnette
Cunningham
Favorite cereal: Corn Pops
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Maryland. Traffic and crime.
Hobbies: Reading,
gardening, gambling
Famous quote:
"What, me worry?"
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 57
What brought you to this site?
Loved Rodney and may he rest in peace
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
My looks
Guitar Joe
Favorite cereal: Fruit Loops
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Buffalo. Need I say more?
Hobbies: Music
Famous quote:
"Thank you very much."
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 50
What brought you to this site?
Fun
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
For fun
Bhavesh
Favorite cereal: Corn Flakes
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
South Africa. Everything.
Hobbies: Single ladies, chicks,
good looking women, and babes. Don't forget babes.
Famous quote:
"Love thy neighbour, but don't get caught."
Shoe size: 8
Age: 23
What brought you to this site?
The story on Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To study my sense of humour, only to their surprise, there wouldn't be
any.
Saul
Favorite cereal: Yuk
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Lubbock, everything
Hobbies: Wandering around aimlessly
Famous quote:
"Live today as if you are gonna die tomarrow. Dream as if you'll live 4 ever."
Shoe size: 10
Age: 26
What brought you to this site?
Looked up Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Dashing good looks
Christian
Favorite cereal: Special K
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Here...Texas
Hobbies: Song writer
Famous quote:
"Be yourself."
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Age: 19
What brought you to this site?
Lucky ...I guess
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
He wouldn't. I'm not a hick..lol
Garry
Favorite cereal: Anything sugar
coated
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
SoCal, homos
Hobbies: Anything that keeps me
from having to deal with my wife
Famous quote:
"If she were my daughter I'd..."
Shoe size: 13
Age: 47
What brought you to this site?
Rodney
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To see what possessed me to marry my wife
Rich Romanowski
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Philadelpgy
Shoe size: 11
What brought you to this site?
Yahoo!
Elizabeth
Favorite cereal: Lucky Charms, Quaker Squares, granola cereal
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
[no answer]
Hobbies: Watching movies, napping, going out to eat, babies, animals
Famous quote:
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."
Shoe size: 10
Age: 28
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
'Cuz I'm so nice!
Maggie
Favorite cereal: Shredded Wheat
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Goose Creek, SC
Hobbies: Puttering
Famous quote:
"Who's your daddy?"
Shoe size: 6
Age: 50
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
My mother left me behind
Dan
Favorite cereal: Captain Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
China. The women are beautiful, but go luck getting them in the sack if you look like me.
Hobbies: Porn
Famous quote:
"It's society's fault, because...."
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Age: 45
What brought you to this site?
Rodney's death
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To serve mankind
Emma
Favorite cereal: Yuk
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
England... need to ask??
Hobbies: [no answer]
Famous quote:
"I hate cereal."
Shoe size: 11 1/2
Age: 37
What brought you to this site?
Looking for new baby photos!!!!!!!!!.....um need I say more....... that
daughter of yours will get a complex!!!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because they hate cereal too.
Kevin
Favorite cereal: Captain Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Florida. Nothing, it's great.
Hobbies: Waterskiing
Famous quote:
"If one syncronized swimmer drowns do the rest of them have to
also?"
Shoe size: 11 1/2
Age: 19
What brought you to this site?
I was looking up Rodney Dangerfield quotes.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Cause I'm dead SEXY!!
Teela
Favorite cereal: Raisin Bran
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Athens. It's a stupid town.
Hobbies: Basketball, Soccer,Tennis
Famous quote:
Don't know
Shoe size: 6 1/2
Age: 10
What brought you to this site?
google.com
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Don't know
Dufasio
Favorite cereal: Raisin Splits (If they are still being
made. If not, Cocoa Pops)
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
UK, and it sucks because of the weather.
Hobbies: None (loser)
Famous quote:
"Sooner or later everybody ends up getting shot."
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 29
What brought you to this site?
A random act of google
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Probing. Need I say more?
Brad Welty
Favorite cereal: I don't do
cereal
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Huntington, IN. It's home.
Hobbies: Home brewing
Famous quote:
"If there's an original thought out there, I could use it right now."
-- Bob
Dylan
Shoe size: 11 1/2
Age: 43
What brought you to this site?
Fate
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
My command of intergalactic languages
Danielle
Favorite cereal: Cocoa Puffs or those
Reeces things
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
In a small freakin town with a lot of retarded preps......what sucks...
there's nowhere to shop or to flippin have a good time.. just get into
trouble!
Hobbies: My boyfriend.....we find
a lot of stuff to do together!
Famous quote:
"Suck my dick" ...lol even though I don't have one!
Shoe size: 6 1/2
Age: 15
What brought you to this site?
ask.com. I was searching for something to do.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Hmmm:) Let's see....I'm good.....lol at things and I'm wierd like them and
I do crazy crap!
Joe V.
Casaletto
Favorite cereal: Chex (makes great party mix)
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Coralville, IA. Constant weather changes, nothing but corn and pigs.
Hobbies: Making chain maille, XBOX enthusiast, beer conniseur, Lord of the Rings fanatic
Famous quote:
"From the ashes, a fire will be woken. A light from the darkness shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be
king."
Shoe size: 13
Age: 22
What brought you to this site?
I wanted to see if someone had my name as a web address.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I'm 6'6". I probably look normal compared to them.
Jeff H
Favorite cereal: [no answer]
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Illinois, nothing much.
Hobbies: Bowling
Famous quote:
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Shoe size: 15
^I swear that's my shoe size^ It's a bitch finding shoes!
Age: 14
What brought you to this site?
Rodney Dangerfield stuff
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't know, but don't listen to Joe, BASEketball is a really good movie.
Daniel
Warlick
Favorite cereal: Breakfast cereal is devilish trash.
Any whom succumb to the "quaker scourge" is less of a man in my book.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Seattle, Washington.
It rains every SINGLE DAY!
Oh, and those god damn yuppies.
Hobbies: Soccer, poetry, quantum
physics
Famous quote:
"Scattered sandals, a call back to myself so hollow I would echo"
-- Roy Kurtzweil's cybernetic poet
Shoe size: 12
Age: 18
What brought you to this site?
My genetic superiority and pigeon-like homing
instincts. OK Joe is my uncle.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because turnabout is fair play.
Rhianna
Favorite cereal: Quaker Harvest
Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Toronto.
I can't listen to Howard Stern clearly any more on Q107. Now he broadcasts in
Buffalo, but the radioactive waves can suck sometimes. He's worth hearing.
I actually tape him during the morning get ready for work and come home do what
I have to do then go to sleep and press play. Like a lullaby I hear
Howard's voice. He cracks me up even when I'm trying to go to sleep. He's great.
He loves Rodney - who doesn't?
Hobbies: Sewing, painting, horseback
riding, walks in the country, just being me in a private place, peace ...whatever
Famous quote:
"If you don't succeed, fuck it!"
Shoe size: 11
Age: 3
What brought you to this site?
The Rodney Dangerfield site
Thank you for creating the page. I hope your little baby girl will grow up with health, happiness, beauty, respect, honour...and
love. Can't wait till you have the little one...love Rhiannna!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I'm different. Tall blonde/ ok dyed blonde from another world..so the others say/think.
I've been told this since age 16....ya so we'd get along.
Teresa Teixeira
Favorite cereal: Hunny-B's
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
I live in S. Calif. Three words: one-hundred twelve degrees.
Hobbies: Drama, music
Famous quote:
"They only call it PMSing because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
Shoe size: 6 1/2
Age: I forget
What brought you to this site?
I came for the "no arms and no legs" jokes. They're HILARIOUS!!!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Get on TV
Jennifer
Favorite cereal: Cocoa Puffs
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
NY. The weather.
Hobbies: Quilting
Famous quote:
"I am the way, the truth, and the life." -- Jesus
Shoe size: 5
Age: 28
What brought you to this site?
Surfing the web for baby pics. I think I may be pregnant and got excited! Congratulations on your growing
family!!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To cook for him
Veronica
Casaletto
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
I live in Cibolo, TX. I am originally from CA. There is
nothing to do here.
Shoe size: 8
Age: 22
What brought you to this site?
I have never seen anyone but my family with this last name so I thought
I would check it out.
John Roth
Favorite cereal: Ted Bundy
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Florida and nothing sucks here except the women
Hobbies: Women,
beer, and motorcycles - sometimes at the same time
Famous quote:
"I will beat you like a red-headed stepchild."
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 40
What brought you to this site?
Found it through the Yo Mama's so fat link
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I don't know why they would if they exist
John
Casaletto
Favorite cereal: Bran
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
England. I like everything about my country of adoption.
I will not look a gift horse in the mouth
Hobbies: Trying to keep young. Music (classic and opera) and modern jazz.
Famous quote:
"The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interr'd with their bones."
-- Shakespeare
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 68
What brought you to this site?
casaletto.com was put up by my three brilliant sons (excuse me for bragging). Anyone who is a
Casaletto is worth following. We are also related to a great painter but they spelled his name wrong.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
The wisdom of Solomon and Aristotle's logic is ingrained in my grey matter. He must come quick though
- before Alzheimer's gets much worse.
Emma
Favorite cereal: Yuk
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
England - the weather.
Hobbies: Hmmmm.. web design mostly.
Famous quote:
"Yukkity duck."
Shoe size: 4 1/2
Age: I forget
What brought you to this site?
Wesley's pictures. I want more. You've stopped putting them
up!!!!! WHY?????????
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
We have much in common
Chuck
Elsberry
Favorite cereal: Blueberry
Morning
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Alaska - long winter
Hobbies: Golf
Famous quote:
"I never met a man I didn't like."
- Will Rogers
Shoe size: 12
Age: 53
What brought you to this site?
Link from Rodney Dangerfield site
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
For my jokes
Carla
Favorite cereal: Lucky Charms
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
I actually live in Boston
Hobbies: [none]
Famous quote:
"Never say goodbye, because goodbye might make you cry."
Shoe size: 8
Age: 17
What brought you to this site?
Well actually I was doing a school project, a
family tree, and I was looking up the last name Casaletto, because that's my
last name so I was curious if I was related to you. Also your son is beautiful -
I saw the pics of him online.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Cuz of my personality!!! hehe
Mark
Casaletto
Favorite cereal: Captain Crunch - My
wife won't buy it for me!
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Carol Stream, IL. Carol Stream, IL.
Hobbies: Piano, complaining
Famous quote:
"Don't complain about what you can't do!"
Shoe size: 10
Age: 40
What brought you to this site?
Looking for family - I am a child of a
divorced relationship!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I have a great sex drive
Doug
Favorite cereal: Reese's Peanut
Butter Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Baltimore
Hobbies: Biking, ceramics, home
improvement
Famous quote:
"I try to avoid hobbies, they take up too much of my spare time."
Shoe size: 10
Age: 33
What brought you to this site?
A no arms and no legs joke
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Food
Flathead
Favorite cereal: Quisp
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Westland. Redford is the only buffer between us and
Detroit.
Hobbies: Surfin' for porn
Famous quote:
"Last week I went to the proctologist. He stuck his finger in my
mouth." - Dangerfield
Shoe size: 15
Age: One foot in the grave
What brought you to this site?
A search for Rodney Dangerfield jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
See shoe size
Ashley and
Courtney
Favorite cereal: Trix
and Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
We both live in NH and it sux cuz there is so much fuckin idiots!
Hobbies: Cheerleading, dance,
basketball, football, and a lot of things
Famous quote:
"Wazzup my homie!!!???¿¿¿"
Shoe size: 5 1/2
Age: 15
What brought you to this site?
We looked up his sn and then checked out his site!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Cuz we're the sexiest girls around!!
Kaleina
Favorite cereal: Cinnamon Toast
Crunch
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Seattle -- the rain
Hobbies: view
my website http://www.refinance-mortgage-calculator-home-for-sale.com
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Age: 21
What brought you to this site?
search engine
Alyssa
Favorite cereal: Lucky Charms
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Population 000000000
Hobbies: None, I'm a blonde!!
Famous quote:
"Live and learn!" and "You can't rape
the willing!"
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Age: 13
What brought you to this site?
Ask Jeeves. com and being blonde!
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I'd think it was fun
Ricky
Brake
Favorite cereal: Flutie Flakes
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Rock Hill; It's too far from Wesley
Hobbies: JCFFL
Famous quote:
"Drop down and do 15 on every reboot" -- The Hulk
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Age: I forget
What brought you to this site?
Joe himself...Hi Elizabeth!
Wesley's looking great! Love pool
#1 shot.
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I can't make the fantasy draft
Catrina
Walsh
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
UK - now in Manchester. We now have the Commonwealth Games.
Terminal traffic.
Hobbies: Rebuilding our new
house or rather old one...
Famous quote:
"Twain Candy is dandy; liquor is quicker."
Age: 31
What brought you to this site?
Just came to memory - I was actually sending you my change of address
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
I can rebuild houses... maybe and have friends all over to show.
Jerry
Norrenberns
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
St. Louis. Humidity.
Shoe size: 10 1/2
What brought you to this site?
Newspaper
article
Cindy
Favorite cereal: Honey
Nut Cheerios
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Missouri - it is soooo humid. If you open a bag of chips within half an hour they are soft.
Hobbies: Swimming, bowling, sex
Famous quote:
"Whatever."
Shoe size: 6 1/2
Age: 46
What brought you to this site?
The Post-Dispatch newspaper in St. Louis, Missouri
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To use as a poster child for avoiding planet earth
Anthony
Favorite cereal: Umm, good question.
Don't know.
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Michigan because no one lives here... kind of
Hobbies: 1.)
Being an ass 2.) BMXing and snowboarding 3.) Looking at girls because
I can't get them and stuff
Famous quote:
"Some motha fuckas don't play dat shit. I'm one of those motha fuckas."
Shoe size: 11
Age: 14
What brought you to this site?
um a friend
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I'm ugly and they would like wonder about me and stuff
I3rian
Favorite cereal: Cocoa Puffs, Fruity
Pebbles and why the fuck are u asking me what kind of cereal I like LOL
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
AZ It's just so hot down here like an oven! And people talk
so much SHIT! I use yo jokes to clown on some people!
Hobbies: Play warcraft,
sports, sleep, draw, dawg on peeps and my schedule goes on and on
Famous quote:
"We were enemies we fought on a team you were about to be shot in the end I
sacrificed my life for you and stood up for you and I lost my life cause of
you...."
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Age: 16
What brought you to this site?
Yo mama jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
To take my balls and use them and put them between their legs just to be
like me :)
Theresa
Charpentier
Favorite cereal: Hate it
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Wilder, VT. Everything!
Hobbies: This and that. Mostly dumb
stuff.
Famous quote:
"Piss on it."
Shoe size: 8
Age: 47
What brought you to this site?
Looking for Rodney Dangerfield jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because I have large boobalas
Rasmas
Favorite cereal: Cheerios
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
British Columbia
Hobbies: Fishing and golf
Famous quote:
"Suck this. I mean this sucks."
Shoe size: 9 1/2
Age: 60
What brought you to this site?
Just surfing around
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Breeding stock
Ashlee
Gray
Favorite cereal: Yo Mama
Hobbies: Watch the telly
Famous quote:
"If I knew I wouldn't."
Shoe size: 15
Age: I forget
What brought you to this site?
The "yo mama so fat" jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Why ask why?
Superrock
Favorite cereal: Nuclear Fruity
Pebbles
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Pennsylvania. The nation's @$$hole by far! Its roads suck, there are no jobs,
you pay taxes out the wazoo, and it's so rural, it's like one gigantic
farm! It's also stuck 20-25 years in the past, like it can't get over the
collapse of the steel mills and coal mines in the late 70's. This is also
evident in the sense that we are not allowed to sell beer in our supermarkets,
but you can do it virtually everywhere else in this country. Also, the
residents are pretty much pukes. They are all either crotchety old farts who
grew up WAY too hard and are all jaded and bitter, rednecks who live 50 miles
out in the woods who eat nothing but Spam and listen to their Slim Whitman
records all day, and blue-collar, shot and a beer tough guys who are always
drunk or high and looking for a fight. I feel like one of those rare
people who were born in the wrong state! And, Pittsburgh should be renamed
"Shitsburgh" because it's the absolute shits!
Famous quote:
"I'm schizophrenic, and so am I!" -- From the bumper sticker of a
passing car
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Age: 27
What brought you to this site?
I happened to come across the guest book
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
My tight, firm buttocks are an alien's dream
Mallory
"Neddy"
Favorite cereal: Lucky Charms
Hobbies: Basketball,
swimming, talking on phone, playing computer
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Mittie. We have to drive an hour to get
to Wal-Mart.
Famous quote:
"How u doin'?"
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Age: 14
What brought you to this site?
I just wanted yo mama so fat jokes
Why would an alien want to
abduct you?
Because he was bored
Joshlynn
Soaku
Favorite cereal: Cheerios
Hobbies: Play volleyball
Where do you live? What sucks
about it?
Hawaii. There are not too many places over here to shop!!!
Famous quote:
I dunno
Shoe size: 8
Age: 14
What brought you to this site?
I like the jokes and it is funny!
